What do you think this is?

Sep 14

Sep 12

leblogdejeet:

a serious issue i’ve been meaning to bring up for a while…


leblogdejeet:

small baby vs. cobra


Fucking red m&ms

I had just finished grooming my pubic mane when i saw my little fuck of a dog eating my last bag of m&ms, which i was looking forward to indulging upon after my shower. i kicked it and threw it into a window.




Aug 24

.olleh

Today i taught my little brother how to say apple. It was great.




Another story about friday night

zatchus:

Well my mate elliott was pinging hardout and my ladie friend had a friend come to the gathering and she was like i wanna get with him, so rah rah rah rah they went to the cubby house did some shit like FUCK and after they done she bailed home because her mums a fucking werido. SO i asked him what happened and he was like, she kept slapping my ass when i was fucking her, then i laughed.


Aug 23

Alright look.

Okay, im never the one to brag, i’m quite a fan of modesty, but, i just got a legitimate 22 kill streak sooo… im better than anyone ever in the world?


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